sinagogue:

those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends

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lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

9 hours ago :: 54,084 notes
  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no
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fuckyeahlaughters: nidoqueeen: we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
makeupbyjanny: onlymakesusstronger: jamesxfc: As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’. yeah, guy here, top looks way better You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys. 
  • friend: move you're blocking the view
  • me: i am the view.
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Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.
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